About Us

"We Put the ‘Sip’ in Championship (And Also in We Probably Should Have Warmed Up) At U Suck at Golf, we’re experts at two things: making golf more fun and convincing ourselves that this is the round we finally break 80 (it isn’t).

First, we brought the fun with our gear. Now, we’re bringing it in liquid form.Because golf without drinks? That’s like a putter without a grip—technically possible, but why would you do that to yourself? The problem? Most golf drinks are as bland as a 6-hour round behind a slow foursome. So, we fixed that.

Our U Suck at Golf drink line is made with premium ingredients, bold flavors, and just the right amount of “I could probably make this shot” confidence. And because we’re suckers for cool details, each flavor’s box was designed to connect with the others, forming one epic, collectible masterpiece—like a puzzle, but way more satisfying to finish.

So, grab a can, raise a toast to your unshakable optimism (or the beer cart girl), and enjoy the only guarantee in golf: you might not play great, but at least you’ll be drinking something that is.